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{Fashion Critique:} SAG - Back in Black, bodice edition

Part 2 of the SAG award posts brings more black with an emphasis on a prominent non-black decorative element. Who nailed it and who failed it?

Jane Krakowski, Antonio Berardi

      

When at first glance a gown makes you do a double take because it appears that one’s breasts are exposed, it’s probably not a good choice. That bodice panel is exactly the same color as your skin, Jane. Your tits are beaded. Quite a feat.

Maya Rudolph, Naeem Khan

         

Maya, this was a perfect opportunity to rock that smoking mommy body and you missed it. While not terrible, it doesn’t suit a woman who is currently sporting a dairy in her bra. Head to toe color was called for here as well as some structure at the waistline. Plus, this is more appropriate for an older woman, not a hot momma. 

Tina Fey, Versace (vintage)

         

If you could just stand up straight Tina, you’d look great in this gown. And different hair. The hair is …. snoooore

Emilia Clark, Chanel

        

Fire your stylist. The waist is too high. The sleeves too big. The little bits of black fabric in the neckline too messy. The dress is wearing you dearest and it should be the other way around. 

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