Some ladies bucked all red carpet trends and walked it alone in a gown that hinted not of anyone else’s attire. So who brought frowns and who deserves crowns?

Natalie Portman, Giambattista Valli

Predictable. And I keep thinking of dried blood every time I look at this dress. Sorry world. I’m just not into it.

Shailene Woodley, L Wren Scott

Was her real dress still in customs while she was trapped at a luau and couldn’t get ready? Cause I really need to invent a story as to why, why, you would walk the red looking like this. She couldn’t be bothered to fix her hair or choose a dress apparently. What happened from the GGs?

Kaley Cuoco, Romona Keveza

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep. All she needs is a staff. The hair is too Pollyanna. The dress too bridal. Moving on.

Jessica Lange, David Meister 

I think the simplicity of the dress is superb on her - she doesn’t need to overdo anything with those looks. A bit of color about the face would be nice to keep eveyrthing from being so monochromatic. 

Regina King, Alberta Ferretti

One word: meow. The color is fantastic on her and those tulle pleats in that skirt are sending me over the edge. Beautiful handwork on this dress and she is owning the red.